AISubs v3.7
- Stop it! - No, I won't!
- I won't! - No, I won't!
In this world, it's super important to come up with ideas.
You think about it as you say it, or get ideas from friends.
Younger men sometimes come up with more complicated ideas.
But sometimes moms suggest things like, "Can you do it?"
- Don't you think? - Yeah.
I think ideas are really important.
On the contrary, I've tried it out.
But we don't know much about what happens if you try it out.
So we're going to give it a try.
If we can get ideas like that and it's interesting,
we'll get five times as many ideas as you do.
- So we're going to try it out. - Okay.
We've asked people in a certain genre to come up with ideas.
- Okay. - And that genre is...
- Elementary school students and... - Old ladies.
- Old ladies! - Old ladies!
- Elementary school students and old ladies... - Old ladies!
I'm not sure about that either.
- Old ladies. - Not moms, but old ladies.
- Remember we did "moms coming up with ideas"? - Yeah.
- You said moms weren't old ladies. - Moms aren't old ladies at all.
- They're higher up. - They're old ladies.
- So we're going to split this up. - Okay.
For example, the older ones will look at ideas from elementary school students.
- And pick one. - And the older ones will pick one from old ladies.
- And we'll suggest it to the other person. - Okay.
- And the person who gets it will have to come up with an idea for a video. - Okay.
And we'll see which one is more interesting.
And we'll see which one is more interesting for elementary school students and old ladies.
We'll split it up this time, but we'll use the same ability for making videos.
- We'll use the same ability for making videos. - It's a pretty ridiculous process.
So we'll split it up now and decide on an idea.
- Okay. - Okay.
So instead of telling you what it is, we'll give you an idea for this title.
And we'll see how you'll come up with it.
I saw a little bit of elementary school students' ideas.
- They're really ridiculous. - I see.
- We'll use what you say in the video and not use it. - I'm looking forward to it.
So we'll split it up now and decide which one is better.
- You'll look at elementary school students' ideas and you'll pick one. - Okay.
- So the literary ones will look at elementary school students' ideas and suggest it to us. - Okay.
- And the literary ones will look at old ladies' ideas and suggest it to us. - Okay.
- Let's do that. - Okay.
- Elementary school students of the world! We'll make your ideas interesting! - Please!
- Old ladies of the world! We'll make your ideas interesting! - Please watch it!
We've selected some old ladies stories from elementary school, and we've decided which ones we'd like to introduce and which ones we'd like to give away in the end.
Wow, that's amazing.
So, shall we start from there?
Yes. I thought this one might be a little old lady- like, so I'll introduce you to the one that's a little familiar.
I tried making a big dorayaki.
(Laughing)
Wow, that's a good one.
That's a good one.
Dorayaki, right?
I found a spruce and called a shepherd.
(Laughing)
That's good!
That's a great one!
This one is creative.
A bell pepper prince has arrived.
What?!
A child who doesn't like bell peppers falls in love with them.
A bell pepper prince falls in love with bell peppers.
A child who doesn't like bell peppers falls in love with bell peppers.
It's like a comic book.
This one is amazing.
Pink! Pink! Pink! Pink!
Wow, that's amazing.
Wrapping yourself in pink fashion all over the city like in Asagaya,
Going out into the city and seeing people's reactions.
I think it'd be great if he did it now.
It's fun! It's fun! It's fun!
Momo campaign.
At a convenience store,
a clerk in a cow costume goes to a store,
and a regular clerk also goes to a store.
How much will milk sell?
(Laughing)
That's a good one.
It's like a TV show.
I want people to watch TV and spend a hot summer.
I think it's a great idea.
It's my first time doing a one-man show.
(Laughing)
It's pretty old.
I'm glad you helped us out.
I'm glad you did it.
I think we can do this one, too.
Cat impersonation.
How well can you impersonate a cat?
Please show us.
There are a lot of stories like this.
I'll give you a title.
Muchimuchi Muchi Dance Heart.
Is it true?
To be honest,
I didn't mean to be mean,
but I thought it would be the most interesting.
Can you explain it?
You can paint your middle finger with your index finger,
or you can put doll-shaped socks on your fingertips.
You can dance like a line dance on a desk.
(Laughing)
You can film with your collarbone,
and you can take it off and show it off.
It's more realistic if you wear a fluttering skirt under your ears.
(Laughing)
What are you talking about?
My friend used to do it when I was in college,
and I thought it would be a waste if you didn't show your unexpectedness by dancing.
I think it would be more funny if you put on loud music.
(Laughing)
Wow!
You gave me a lot of advice.
I see.
It's very realistic.
It's completely different from a new perspective.
A wider view of it.
Looking at the spring and reading the echoes...
It's too good.
There is too much difference of hair color.
I think it's scary.
I think it's very scary.
We can't choose.
We will be chosen from three.
Prank
A figure of a bee in a blanket
Thank you.
This is the limited edition.
This is also a verification system.
I tried origami.
How long does it take you to make something amazing?
Oh, it looks interesting.
There's something amazing about it.
It's not a dog, it's not weird.
It's like a dragon, isn't it?
Death sauce pork cutlet.
It's a power.
This kind of guy will be stupid in the future.
Please study hard.
You can't break a beef bowl of Yoshinoya until you eat 20,000 yen worth of beef bowl.
It's crazy if it's not 10,000 yen.
It's two years.
It's crazy if it's not 10,000 yen.
What happens if you spend two months on an uninhabited island?
It's two years.
Why is it two years?
I don't think it's enough.
I'm going to adopt it from here.
It's scary.
If you lose a death game, do a bungee jump ten times.
Death game...
First of all, what is a death game?
What do you think of it now?
I'm going to choose this one.
You're going to make this one?
If it's going up as a video,
I want it this much.
Next.
If you're caught playing tag with all the YouTubers, you'll do a quiz.
If you get it right, you'll come back.
If you get it wrong, you'll do a bungee jump.
Bungee jump?
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's not that funny.
It's a common guy.
First of all, all YouTubers.
All YouTubers.
People said two things.
I'll say two things.
practice breaking the earth.
and
Exchange syrup honey for rice.
Which of them broke the earth?
Wow.
It doesn't work if you just break it up and write it in printing.
Well, how about these three?
Wow!
- Wow! - This is crazy!
- This will be announced tomorrow. - Yeah.
- We can only know for sure if we destroyed the Earth or not. - Yeah.
- Wow! Everything is so tight! - Can we just find spring and crawl in?
Listen up, students!
Gathering YouTubers is also a schedule for adults, you know.
We have to meet those schedules, and sometimes we even save money, so it's impossible!
Also, there are seniors that everyone thinks of as YouTubers!
Also, one magic jump is enough for me.
- So, as we've already told you... - So, as we've already told you...
- Should we destroy the Earth or turn it into Cirrus Corner? - Yes.
- I've been thinking about it for a bit. - Oh, you haven't decided it yet?
- So, we're going to leave it up to you to decide. - Yes.
- You guys are chubby guys. - Chubby guys, huh?
- We don't have a choice, right? - No, we don't.
- So, we're going to film this video... - And announce it in a movie, right?
- Yes. - Let's do our best!
Next day...
- Thank you for your hard work! - Thank you for your hard work!
- Since we're filming a video now, it means it's done, right? - Yes.
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
So, yesterday, after you guys finished filming...
- Yumemaru, me, and Ryo were on a business trip. - Yes.
- Yumemaru was out of breath. - Yes.
- We were at a place where we couldn't stop smiling. - Yes.
- We were having fun on Twitter and stuff. - Yes, yes.
- He was like... - He was like...
- "It's terrible, you know?" - "It's not zero, you know?"
- He said it! - He said it!
- It was our first time climbing up the ski slope! We stopped for a bit while scrolling down...
- And we were like... - "Hey, look at him!"
- ...and he didn't follow me even a little bit! - Yes, yes!
We tweet in real-time and just made so many mistakes!
- So we go back to school and start again! - While they were cleaning up the ground...
- Okay... - ...we had fun!
- Seriously, thank them for having participated in this video although it might have been easy. - It was really a good job!
- Thank you. - No, thank you.
- It was fun! - It could only get worse, couldn't it?!
- Posting videos, outing them, filming them... - Yes.
- They've already taken tons of practice shots. - Yes.
- Okay, here we go. - I'm looking forward to it.
It's about literature.
Mom's Thoughts.
- "Gucci Gucci Gucci Dance." - Yes.
Here it is.
- What's so funny? - What's so funny?
Cute.
Wow.
Cute.
I got it! I got it!
- Cute. - Cute.
- Cute, isn't it? - It's getting weird.
- Huh? - Huh?
What?
- Huh? - What's wrong?
- Huh? - It's getting weird.
It changed.
Wow!
- It's good. - It's exciting.
- It's cool. - It's cool.
- Yay! - Yay!
- What is it? - What is it?
- It's a car. - What is it?
- It's a superstar! - It's a superstar!
It's the star!
- The woman in the back surprised me. - Yeah!
- She has thin legs. - She's amazing.
She does look thin.
- Wow! - Wow!
She's so cool!
- Wow! - Wow!
- It's old-fashioned. - Yeah.
- It's old-fashioned. - It's old-fashioned.
- Yay! - Yay!
- Huh? - Huh?
What?
- It's running away. - Is it a dog?
What's going on?
Oh, no!
There's a scratch!
Your eyes are full of tears.
Good job!
That was good, wasn't it?
That was fun!
I can watch it innocently.
That was good.
Because you didn't say a word.
That's right.
But...
That's all we did.
All the time.
It was amazing how rushed we were when we were shooting.
Answer! Answer! Answer!
And Imemaru was like this.
And I was like this.
The first girl was Imemaru.
The next hip-hop was me.
The next guitarist was Toshimitsu.
And the dog was me.
Imemaru was wearing underpants, too.
It was detailed, wasn't it?
And I was like...
Go! Fall down!
One, two, three, four!
If you fall down, you lose!
One, two, three, four!
Moonwalk!
I was like that.
Properly!
I want you to listen to the sound here.
One, two, three, four!
Moonwalk!
One, two, three, four!
You're a dance teacher!
Dance lesson!
You're a dance teacher!
- So, which was it? - Which one was it?
- It's a long story. - Yeah.
We used our brains a lot when we were in elementary school.
So we tried to respect that story and did it without thinking.
- Oh, I see. - And...
- That's why we did it. - Yeah.
By the way, I and Ryo don't know the first reason.
- What do you mean? - You didn't read the script, did you?
Well, not the script...
- I only know about 15% of it. - What?
- Oh, the radio. - He turned off the radio.
- Oh, I see. - So we had a meeting and left for Shibayu.
- Yeah, that's how it is. - Let's have fun, five of us.
This is our story from elementary school!
- What's up, guys? I'm Ryo and... - I'm Mushipegaru!
- Ryo-san? - Yes?
- I just remembered a really funny prank. - Oh.
- You know Ryo's friend, Masta-kun? - Yeah, I know him.
- I think he's really stupid. - Yeah, he's pretty stupid.
And he loves eating.
So, in front of Masta-kun, who loves to eat and is stupid,
he put a bowl of rice in front of him and ate it without checking if it was good or not.
- You know him! - Yeah, he's really stupid.
So, this time, we're going to show Masta-kun that we know him and make him eat "kishikasu".
- Oh! - Oh!
- You're right! - It does look like it, doesn't it?
- Yes, it does. - This is...
- It looks like "kishikasu" a lot, doesn't it? - You're right!
- This is "kishikasu" for sure! - This is "kishikasu"!
- So we're going to make "kishikasu" and put it in this pack. - Okay.
So, Shibayu-kun, you drop it there and say something appropriate.
- "Anti-human dragon." - "Anti-human dragon."
"Anti-human dragon," right?
Don't you remember "anti-human dragon" elements 100% of what they are?
- No, but "kishikasu" is... - Oh, maybe it's because his eyes are black.
- Oh, that makes sense. - Huh?!
- Oh! - What's with this guy?!
His right eye! His right eye!
- It's amazing how his hair is cut. - Oh, I see.
"Koshi-chan" is like... "koshi" is like...
- Oh, you're going to make a big one, right? - Yeah.
- I'm not in a good condition. - I'm not in a good mood.
- I'm not in a good mood.
I'm not in a good mood.
- So, with that... - Yeah?
- Our "kishikasa" strategy is complete. - Yeah.
- It looks like this. - Wow!
- It looks like "kishikasa"! - It looks like "kishikasa"!
- It looks like "kishikasa". - Yes.
- It seems like Shibayu-kun is making a promise to Masuda-kun and Uya-kun at home. - Yes.
- So let's ask him for a favor. - Yes.
- Shibayu-kun, please! - Yes!
- What is this? - What is this?
- It's a high emotion situation. You have to suffer. - Why!?
- It's fine! - It's fine!
- You have to suffer in order to receive this. - Still, you have to suffer so that you could use it.
- It's probably expensive. - That's true.
- Do you eat as you like? Together? - Noriko gave me the "shirasu".
- It seems like it has a lot of things inside. - There is a lot of nutrition in it.
- It's good for one person. - Have you eaten "shirasu" before?
- Don't worry about that. - There are times when you only eat "shirasu" before you eat rice.
Excuse me, can I have some rice and some whitebait?
Of course you can.
Huh? Huh? Huh?
What's up?
Have you tried it?
Are you kidding me?
No, I haven't.
I'm not kidding you.
Why?
You're supposed to eat it.
Why do you want it so much?
Huh? Huh?
Wait a minute.
It's good.
Wow, it hurts!
Is it good?
Yes, it is.
I can't help eating it.
If you put soy sauce on it, it will be more delicious.
You eat too much for me.
You eat a lot.
What is this?
You eat a lot.
But, it is good.
If you put soy sauce on it.
It is good.
I don't like it.
I can't help it.
It keeps coming out of my mouth.
What is this?
The prank succeeded!
In fact,
Fun fact...
Fun fact?
Yes.
But you know what it is.
You surprised me.
Oh, is it a fun fact?
Thank you for the prank.
What was your honest impression of the prank?
As a prank?
Yes.
Well, as a total evaluation...
As a total evaluation...
What did you think of this prank as a prank?
This prank as a prank...
Sigh...
What did you think of this prank as a prank?
I was like, "What am I supposed to do?"
What's up with you, MC?
I was like, "What am I supposed to do?"
It's not that bad.
It's easy to understand!
I see.
You ate quite a lot.
You said "jot" here.
You ate half of the erasers.
I don't know if we made erasers, but we ate about one- third of erasers.
I ate hers and Meguchi's erasers, too.
It's not that bad.
It's not like "Wow! What's this?"
I'm caught.
Can I say something?
No, you can say anything.
The erasers that elementary school students eat are just erasers.
So, when you eat them, you'll say "Wow! It's erasers!"
But, if you eat them with a mature mind,
you'll say "It's delicious."
You'll say "It's delicious."
It's not that bad.
There are foods and non-foods that elementary school students love.
There are many things that come down here, too.
Yes, there are things you can eat and things you can't eat.
So, we talked about elementary school students' erasers and old women's erasers.
As a result of talking about them, we found out that old women's erasers were interesting.
That's right.
We have different life experiences.
We felt it.
It may be difficult for us to adopt elementary school students' erasers in the future.
But we found out that we can spread old women's erasers instead of them.
It would be great if you could talk about erasers with your friends.
It would be great if you could get old women's erasers and suggest them.
Thank you for your advice, elementary school students and old women.
Good bye.